First aid for itchy buttocks

Well, is your rim itching? You've come to the right place with the doctor. Now we're going to do hemorrhoid exercises for an hour or more. Stick the thermometer into your itchy asshole, but wait, that's too thin. You need something really provocative, something to destroy your rosettes. Cold, hard, and burning, I'll ram my thick rod into your stinky hole. Exclusive examination in the brown room by the senior physician herself. And while you lie there twitching and gasping in front of me, getting fucked deep until your ass glows like a burning candle at night. This is the first aid you need with a health insurance card, you statutory health insurance patient.